Thoughtful Suicide (I'm A Mindful Kind Of Guy)

from Self Mutilation Camp: Songs To Sing Around The Campfire by Jesus & The Robot

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Thoughtful Suicide (I'm A Mindful Kind Of Guy)

Hey, I’m a thoughtful suicide, always thinking of others. I’ve got a mindful way to die and here’s what I discovered. If you have a death wish, make a to-do list.
Hey, I paid off all my debts, got ahead of the bills. Come the end of the month, not just the powers gonna be killed. I’ll be dead and mr. Whiskers has been fed. I spell checked my bye-bye letter, proof read it a few times for grammar errors. I finished all the laundry and boxed up all my stuff. Post its on everything so you know who gets what.
I’m a thoughtful guy, here’s my mindful suicide. The mail has stopped, not just the phone will be turned off.
I dug a hole in the backyard and wrapped myself in a tap, in that big ass hole is where I’ll blow my head clean off. No major mess and by the way, you’re welcome. I gased up the car, the pink slip for the buick is yours.
A note on the door will explain what’s in-store. To save you and your kids the traumatic shock of finding your dear old pop pop with his head blown off.

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from Self Mutilation Camp: Songs To Sing Around The Campfire, released February 1, 2015

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We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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