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(INTRO)
Oh fuck yeah baby! That’s right! We’re going back to the old old old old school. Come on y’all. Dun Dun Dun with me!!!!

(First Verse)
Oh look! The UPS Truck is parking
across the street and you know I am watching.
He’s got a package, I wonder where he’s going
it could be for anyone there’s no way of knowing
Maybe this one is for Casa San Jose
because it looks like he is walking that way
The UPS Man at least is being responsible
wearing a mask so people don’t wind up in the hospital.
He’s dropped off the box now he’s back at his truck
he’s been back there for awhile, what the fuck?

(Chorus)
Is it Delta or Omnicom
Coronavirus will never be gone
because stupid anti-maskers
and stupid anti-vaxxers
are selfish, entitled pieces of trash
take your liberty and shove it up your ass
the reason why we are still wearing masks
you can thank your local idiot libertarian for that

(Second Verse)
Oh look! He’s got another package to deliver
he’s walking this way, wait, don’t come over here.
The front steps, the UPS Man is now ascending
with a package under his arm and I am pretending
that we’re not home, I’m not answering the door
Why the fuck would I want to sign a DIAD for?
Even if a signature is required, I’m not signing it
what’s in the package? Is it Covid? You can keep that shit.
I’m not trying to wind up in the hospital bed
without a ventilator, not enough doctors, you wind up dead.

(Chorus)
Is it Delta or Omnicom
Coronavirus will never be gone
because stupid anti-maskers
and stupid anti-vaxxers
are selfish, entitled pieces of trash
take your liberty and shove it up your ass
the reason why we are still wearing masks
you can thank libertarians for that

(Third Verse)
Oh look! The UPS Man is driving away, I’m not comfortable
even if I got emitted, I don’t want to die in some hospital.
Being quarantined alone with doctors only
no family allowed, it would be lonely
but at least you’ll get to die-eye
die-eye, die-eye live on facetime-yime
that is if the connection is even good at all
tubes up your nose and down your throat, forget about a last call.
now there’s no way for you or me to say bye-bye
we can’t even get to die live on facetime-ime.

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from Go Be Happy Somewhere Else: Songs To Ruin Your Day, released July 2, 2022

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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