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Nice Guy Syndrome (You Never Get The Girl)

from The Patriarch Holocaust by Jesus & The Robot

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Nice Guy Syndrome (You Never Get The Girl)

Siri, you say, open tinder right now, you scream frantically into your phone. You have no messages and start to feel sad, wee,wee,wee, you cry all the way home. Chicks only go for bad boy pooh pooh fools. Babes think that dating asshole jerks rules. Nice guys have convinced themselves this is true.

Siri, you scream, open ok cupid now with eyes bulging, staring at the screen. You enid up and hurl your phone across the room, fall to your knees, screaming fuck me. You’re a nice guy and girls owe you a chance, those other guys only wanna get in your pants. Oh no, not another friend zone circumstance.

You know these expectations, speak volumes about you. Your relationship perception, explains why it sucks to be you.

Siri, you whisper, call mommy right now while trolling some gal on Instagram. Muttering to yourself, answer the fucking phone, you need to talk to someone who understands. You just want a girlfriend to call your own, to fuck and do girlfriend stuff and control. Who’ll appreciate you and wait by the phone.

You know these expectations, speak volumes about you. Your relationship perception, explains why it sucks to be you.

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from The Patriarch Holocaust, released August 15, 2017

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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