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Daddy Issues

Jesus! Jesus!
You better put down that fucking chair
the bartender screamed while Robot stared
fuck yourself is what Jesus said
as he flung the chair at the barkeeps head.

Sorry! Sorry!
Robot said don’t worry about a thing.
Jesus does this very same thing every spring.
Get the fuck out the bartender yelled
Jesus then promised to have him sent to hell.

The patrons were cowering, they were hiding behind tables
Jesus was manically laughing pulling on the jukebox cables.
The barkeep had called the cops. Robot begged Jesus to stop.
Robot managed to get Jesus to leave and to the parking lot.
Where Robot screamed get in we have to get out of here.
In the distance you could hear sirens coming in more clear.

Laughing! Laughing!
Jesus was laughing as the cops passed
as the red and blue lights flashed off his ass
which he had hanging out the window
in case you didn’t know.

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from Songs For Spring, Songs of Summer, released June 10, 2022

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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