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Running Cars Off The Road, It's Christmas

from Merry Christmas From Iraq by Jesus & The Robot

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Running Cars Off The Road, It's Christmas

running cars off the road, it’s christmas, on misson to falcon. in the middle of the road we go, Iraqis just seem to know, if they don’t pull off, what will happen.

coming up on a truck, it’s christmas, honking frantically, the gunners shouting from the turret, motioning fuckin’ move it, busting a warning shot so casually.

a bumper to bumper tap, you give them from the back, watch them bounce like a pin ball. you’re considered polite when running off to the right, you could’ve killed them all. good job, you only totaled their car.

smashing every non-military vehicle outta the way, it’s christmas, show them whose boss. you could be out running errands and learn a valuable lesson, that uncle sam is now in charge.

bashing cars off the road, on christmas, just ordinary folk, not insurgents or terrorists, nobody whose a risk but still they get rinsed like soap.

a maniac behind the wheel, looking for a thrill, counting the cars he hits. a lunatic on the gun, looking for some fun, so eager to let them rip. the XO can’t recite the ROE without having a laughing fit.

running Iraqis off the road, it’s christmas, everywhere you go. Once you pull up next to that van, you can show them whose the man and side swipe that family off the road.

Bopping cars off the road, it’s christmas, look at his face, he may of shit his pants, we could give him a chance, fuck no, blast him off into space.

Coming up fast on that car, it’s christmas, better fucking move, you could be taking the kids to school, even using the car pool, american convoys will seal your doom.

Ruining Iraqis lives, it’s christmas, destroying their cars, look both ways crossing the street or get lifted off your feet, the last thing you’ll see are stripes and stars.

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from Merry Christmas From Iraq, released December 1, 2015

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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