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My Recruiter Says, I'll Be Home By Christmas

from Merry Christmas From Iraq by Jesus & The Robot

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My Recruiter Says, I'll Be Home By Christmas

Sign right here on this here dotted line, here you can use my pen. Thanks for enlisting, if you wanna earn a bonus then bring us a friend.

You’ll be home for christmas, home before you know it, travel exotic places, have you ever been to Tibet?

Yes, you’ll get loads of college money, you choose how to spend it, of course you won’t deploy, well maybe to Hawaii, you silly boy.

You can have a great job, something you can use for when you come back home. How about eleven bravo? If you’re a man who likes adventure then that’s the way to go.

You work Monday to Friday, a nine to five workday with loads of time for play, plus you get decent pay and think of all those paid holidays. All you have to do is sign right here, now.

Do we have quotas? Of course we don’t, who told you that? You have a criminal record? Don’t worry dude, we have a waiver for that.

Yes, you’ll be home by christmas, even quit when you want to. Drill sergeant can’t yell at you, it’s more like a party dude with brothers like a fraternity, sort of like a university, all you have to do is sign here now.

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from Merry Christmas From Iraq, released December 1, 2015

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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