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Ambulance Chaser

jesus looked over at robot, he was grinning ear to ear. robot shook his head, said don’t wanna know and i don’t care. they were following an ambulance, jesus said that it would fun. robot had a gut feeling that trouble was to come. so we followed the ambulance even through the red lights, oh jesus laughed hysterically at the thoughts he had in his mind. jesus finally got ahold of himself and when he finally spoke, he asked robot if he’d like to hear one of his most awesome jokes. knowing he was a sucker for a good one and it would hopefully improve his mood. robot right on que, gave in and said, go ahead and tell me dude. jesus said, why did hitler kill himself? robot responded with why? because he got the gas bill, jesus said with tears in his eyes. the two were laughing so hard they nearly ran off the road. robot gave jesus a fist bump and remembered exactly why they were bros. up ahead they saw a-bunch of lights, emergency vehicles everywhere. jesus said, oh fuck yeah robot, i think were finally here but do you remember jesus the last ambulance we chased, the look on that old guys on the stretchers face? it was clear he recognized you and thought you’d come to take him with you but instead you just waved and yelled, hang in there my buddy guy. the awe in his face turned to disappointment, it looked like he was gonna cry. we were laughing so hard, we exchanged high-fives, oh robot we were laughing so hard, the good times of you and i.

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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