We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

A Ma​-​Duece Christmas (Shooting Down Santa's Sleigh)

from Merry Christmas From Iraq by Jesus & The Robot

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

A Ma-Duece Christmas (Shooting Down Santa's Sleigh)

Oh, I was sitting on the howitzer, just manning the fifty caliber, I heard the news on the radio, lock and load, lock and load, lock and load.

Oh, the commander gave the order, that we must protect the border, so with my anti-aircraft machine gun, let’s have fun, let’s have fun, let’s have fun.

There’s something flying my way, in a no fly zone coming near, reports say could be a sleigh, led by a dozen or so reindeer.

Well, I got the ma-deuce ready, whatever it is, I’ll turn to confetti, if it comes flying overhead, shoot em dead, shoot em dead, shoot em dead.

Oh, I could hear some bells ringing, what the fucks this guy thinking? Might as well announce, here I am, good god damn, good god damn, good god damn.

So I aimed the m2 at them, let loose 300 or so rounds at him, sent them to the ground, sleigh down, sleigh down, sleigh down.

Something just didn’t seem right about gunning down that sleigh, maybe because it’s the night before christmas day.

So, before the brownings barrel cooled down, I heard about what they found. The guy was on a watch list, a terrorist, a terrorist, a terrorist.

credits

from Merry Christmas From Iraq, released December 1, 2015

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Jesus & The Robot image

Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

contact / help

Contact Jesus & The Robot

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Jesus & The Robot, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Saxophonist Isaiah Collier chats about his new LP and the influence of Pharoah Sanders.
listen now