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Smile Or Die
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A sample of a lecture about a philosophy of widespread idealism focused on what and how you should feel in relation to quantum physics and positive spiritual energy and positive thinking.
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Happy Thoughts (Yeah,That's The Secret)
everything will be okay, you just have to think positive…because it will make all the bad things go away, yes it will, yes it will.
if the world is going to shit and you don’t know how to handle it, ignore the negative and focus on the positive, make happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy, happy.
if you notice injustice and turmoil, don’t allow others misfortune to be a spoil because they attracted it, they deserve it, create happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy, happy.
the homeless, sick, poor and dying put that energy out and have it coming. you got to put put good thoughts out into the universe, you’re bad attitude made your life worse.
logical reasoning and critical thinking are viewed as negativity and we can’t have that here oh no, it’s not welcome here, happy, happy.
you, you need to take your negative thoughts and get the fuck out of here, we want only positive thinkers here, can doers god, god dammit.
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Stealing Babies From Cars
you can’t trust people community is conditional, trust can be lethal, treat strangers as criminals. let paranoia and fear guide your principals because when nobody is looking, they’re stealing babies from cars.
flame retardant pj’s in case your baby combusts, endocrine disrupters are okay, going up in flames would suck, put that kid in a crib they can’t sleep in your bed, unless of course, you wanna make that kid dead.
if you follow societies lead you’ll begin to second guess what you believe and if your a women you can join the party of those who lost trust in their bodies. it’s uncouth to breastfed past the age of two, formula companies need you to believe this is true. nursing in public has become taboo, society has sexualized something that was natural to do.
beware of strangers their intentions are bad, abuse is likely to come from the relatives of mom and dad, go ahead and keep living in an emotionally triggered habitat, just when babies nobodies looking, their stealing babies from cars.
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Phillip Seymor Hoffman Was Found Dead Today
phillip seymor hoffman was found dead today with a needle in his arm, the ramifications of when good times ricochet, alone with heroin, what could go wrong? went to college for a career guarantee, critical thinking is required for a business degree, move to the suburbs for congruity, score a fortified gated community. a safe environment for the family, manicured lawns are your reality, a not in my backyard attitude will keep your property value accrued. you got the nuclear family with thanksgivings to host, your delusions of grandeur have gone undiagnosed, another selfie on Facebook you can post, a virus for your type there is no antidote. you read on your twitter feed
that phil was supposed to pick up his kids, it’s a shame that he had to die and you get to live, why couldn’t it be you instead?
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Not If, But When (Fascism Is Coming)
do you fear the direction we are headed? do you ever feel that thoughts have been imbedded? do you contemplate that your right to privacy will come to an end? not if….but when?
can you imagine a democracy thats subtle fascism? can you believe in a profit over people system? can you decipher whose the us and the them? not if….but when?
have we become far too complacent? comfortable and fearful to lose what we do have? polices and laws have been mandated into place, under a guise to keep us safe.
are we heading straight for global destruction? and if a militarized police state is hard to comprehend, u can look forward to the earths violent reaction to climate change, not if….but when?
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Uncle Sam Wants You (To Give Him A Hug)
the military is a place for the poor, desperate and lost, there are promises and incentives but they come with a cost and for starters that would be your identity and your soul. uncle sams arms, you will go.
they will program you to be all you can be, brainwashed and conditioned to be a dehumanized machine. a hyper-masculine culture that doesn’t question what there’re told. uncle sam arms, you will go.
a power dynamic controlled by hierarchy, to survive you must play ball, follow orders and obey. you’re property of the government now, eight years of your life have been sold. into uncle sams arms, you will go.
now it’s time to deploy and fight a war in a foreign land, protecting investments and corporate interests for uncle sam.
and if you make it home, not in a box but alive, you’ll probably reenlist for the bonus because in a civilian world you can’t survive but if you separate from the military, you’ll have to battle the trauma ghosts, now uncle sam will gladly let you go and abandon you on the side of the road.
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What Goes Around, Comes Around (Let The Karma Dogs Loose)
how can you keep your conscious clear and still root for revenge on those you feel have done you and your loved ones wrong?
you can keep your hands clean and still believe that you’re a good person and morally maintain guilt free, when you got a spiritual hit man.
karma will get them and make them pay up and suffer because this makes you somehow feel better about the world we are living in.
karma, karma will catch up to you and when karma finally does, you’ll be oh so fucking sorry.
i like to believe that in your next life that you’ll come back as a crawling insect and under my shoe you will be crushed and this is what you get for taking my parking spot.
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On Judgement Day (Will You Be Okay?)
overly eager and desperate for a reason, in need of something to believe in, a desire to obey, you’ll be okay on judgement day.
read a book now i got the answers, it’s all gods plan from child rape to cancer, judgmental hatred on demand, eternal damnation to all i don’t understand.
you say, sinner, a place in hell waits for you, if you don’t believe in the things that i do, you are doomed for pain, on judgement day you will hang.
like the heathen that you are, like the sodomite covered in tar, like the nonbeliever crucified by a car, like those who don’t accept christ in their heart.
i don’t care, if i can’t see it or touch it, it’s reality is a fabrication, mere spiritual desperation, a figment of imagination.
Christianity’s love is conditional, the message is so damn irascible, if an atheist agenda is in fashion, then from what i can tell, it’s one of compassion.
organized religion is full of hate and doom and that’s not for me because i’m a happy person with a lot of happy thoughts and don’t you fucking forget it, god dammit.
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Obey Your Master
01:11
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Obey Your Master
your master will tell you what to do, how to dress, how to act and think too. they will tell you what to say and give you an illusion of who you should be.
surrender your identity and let insecurities take command, marketing self prophecies with a gods plan will shape and mold thee, perfectly conditioned for a servile society. one based on judgement and fear, where doctrinated ideologies persevere.
you will have to follow and obey, your master has the answers to all of your questions so there’s no need to raise them.
do as you’re told, be a good boy, be a good girl.
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Unfriended
03:10
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Unfriended
unfriended. upon social media you’re dependent, glued to a screen, reality has been suspended. without the internet can you feel connected?
your i-phone does everything you need it to, it keeps you company when you feel alone, if you are lost, it will guide you back home.
texting at a dinner date, another status update, taking pictures of your food. a human suppressant, a side-effect of not being present and none of this to you seems rude, have we come unglued?
technology, is it a blessing or a curse? the more convenient things have become, they get worse. downloaded into a grave, no need for a hearse.
unfriended, you can reinvent yourself, put the ghosts in the closet and put your past on the shelf. it’s much easier to pretend to be someone else.
skyping at a dinner date, instagram what’s on your plate, an emotion con to describe your mood. tweeting your every movement, Facebook friends are the coolest, uploading another video on youtube of everything you do or at least what you want everybody else to see what you do.
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Kill Your Guru
02:07
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Kill Your Guru
your guru, your guru, your guru, kill your guru.
creepy self-help coaches, sneaky inspirational speakers, scamming clairvoyants and damning spiritual healers. beware of the guru and their self righteous sales pitch, beware of their charisma, their self importance wit is counterfeit.
your guru, your guru, your guru, kill your guru.
exclusive and deceptive, using fear and intimidation. energetic, happy and secretive, a mind control cult organization. beware of their enthusiasm, promises and breaking sessions, beware of instant friends, constant smiles and oversharing confessions.
your guru, your guru, your guru, kill your guru.
mens groups want you to believe they can make you into a better man. they prey on the insecure and desperate, this good guy masquerade is a sham. mens groups are scared of feminism, there rooted in male chauvinism but disguise themselves as pro women, an antithetical juxtaposition.
your guru, your guru, your guru, kill your guru.
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Clairvoyance (An Authentic Scam)
i can see the things that the average person can’t see, i can tell you these things if you can afford to pay the fee, i’m a see’er and hearer of past, present and future things and in a past life i see you were a queen or king and now you are searching for answers and meaning. with a basic understanding of the human condition, i can make you believe in the things i tell you or at least convince you, you want to.
a vulture that preys on the wounded and grieving, the desperately lost will gladly believe in my reading. under a guise of helping others is how us psychics make a living, now we can begin the thieving and fleecing. reading your body language, tone and even method of breathing, i can begin to evaluate you like a third rate therapist with some carefully vague open ended questions that will…give me the insight to give insight to you and in result you will trust in me to be a spiritual guide to you.
now don’t you feel more fulfilled? a philanthropist con that’s so sincere and it’s not that clairvoyance isn’t possible but the phonies who profit off it are responsible and should be held accountable for taking advantage of the vulnerable.
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Namaste (Cultural Appropriations In Order)
i see them with yoga mats under their arms off to the studio to get their yoga on. a lot of skinny white people are really trying hard to be peaceful. just look around the class, it’s a cliche, only a privileged class can afford to pay but you smile and say, namaste.
cultural appropriation lifted from another tradition, branded as exotic meditation. you diluted and twisted the practice, satisfied your own desires and status and have the nerve to call it your own, standing in a circle going om. just look around the class, what a cliche, a class of privilege comes out to play, joining hands and smiling, chanting namaste.
homophobia and sexism. racism and classism. power and privilege oppression.
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Beware (Positive Thinkers Of The New Age Are Here)
beware of the perpetually calm mama, beware of the always happy go lucky daddy. be aware of the new agey positive parents who claim critical thinking is negative.
usually they’re privileged and entitled, they live in a fucking bubble.
they misinterpret Buddhist teachings to free themselves of any accountability. this helps to justify their lifestyles, neb-colonization with a happy face.
they have life coaches and motivational speakers, gurus and yoga instructors, scary psychics and healers and everything is authentic.
they redefine community, it’s selective and conditional.
so children, if mommy and daddy read the secret and are disciples of the laws of attraction, sorry but they are positive attitude junkies who are in compassionate victim blamers.
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A skit where Robot figures who better to ask on how to become a guru than his BFF Jesus.
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