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(Intro-Chorus)
I bet you’d know it if Justin Tucker was up your ass kicking fucking footballs
Let’s make frog legs out of Pepe the frog and feed them to the fucking dog
feed that fucker to the fucking dog
It’s always going to be okay to punch nazis in their fucking face
If you won’t wear a mask during a pandemic you’re probably a massive asshole
odds are good you’re a selfish asshole.

(Verse 1)
Black Lives Matter so you can take your all lives matter shit
and shove them right up your, your racist ass, your white privileged ass
I like it when die Trump Die is trending
Do you know what gives me really good feelings?
Kyle Rittenhouse getting shot in the back of his head, on the way to his car

(Chorus)
I bet you’d know it if Robbie Gould was up your ass kicking fucking footballs
Let’s make frog legs out of Pepe the frog and feed them to the fucking dog
feed that fucker to the fucking dog

(Verse 2)
So you don’t wear a mask, you won’t wear one, it’s just a flu
And it’s assholes like you, that’ll keep this thing from ever going away-yay
You think the vaccine would be tracking you
you’re on your smartphone using Bluetooth
Hey shithead guess what? Your privacy has been fucked

(Chorus)
It’s always going to be okay to punch nazis in their fucking face
If you won’t wear a mask during a pandemic you’re probably a massive asshole
odds are good you’re a selfish asshole.

(Verse 3)
Hey look it’s another Maggot Qnut going on and on about pedophiles
As if the commander in chief before this one wasn’t the biggest pedophile of them all.

(Chorus)
I bet you’d know it if Matt Prater was up your ass kicking fucking footballs
Let’s make frog legs out of Pepe the frog and feed them to the fucking dog
It’s always going to be okay to punch nazis in their fucking face
If you won’t wear a mask during a pandemic you’re probably a massive asshole
odds are good you’re a selfish asshole.
Libertarians make for good assholes.
Republicans are fucking assholes.
Democrats are fucking assholes.
So many fucking assholes.

(Verse 4)
Hey look it’s a libertarian crying about something, of course it’s something
about their freedom liberty dwindling wah wah wah wah

(Chorus)
I bet you’d know it if Ryan Succop was up your ass kicking footballs
Let’s make frog legs out of Pepe the frog and feed them to the fucking dog

(Verse 5)
I bet you’d know it if Chris Boswell was up your ass kickin footballs all over the place
I wonder how that pepe frog would taste
It’ll always be okay
to punch nazis in their stupid face
come on baby let’s make america great
we can make america great
come on baby make america great
we can do it, make america great
come on baby, let’s make america great
we can do it, we can make america great

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Jesus & The Robot Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

We decided collectively to form a super band and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and housing thus causing much ruin. ... more

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